Well everyone. I’ve always wondered one thing. “What would I look like with a porno mustache? ”

I answered that tonight.

I decided to shave off all the beard…Had the full Whitey-Ford thing going. I stopped to make a handlebar mustache and a “soul-patch” and here is how it turned out:

Yeah, that’s right. First off, when you have a blond stache it doesn’t work well anyway…but make it handlebars and a soul patch and I look like a certified creepy son of a bitch…So, I decided shortly after, that I was not going to pursue this and thus, I am beardless once again.

Oh, how I long for the days of beard ownership. That strong confident feeling you get from stroking your goatee…Ah well. Someday again…alas, It is summer!

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