{"id":79,"date":"2008-06-26T17:05:17","date_gmt":"2008-06-26T23:05:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cmdrburrito.com\/?p=79"},"modified":"2008-06-26T17:05:17","modified_gmt":"2008-06-26T23:05:17","slug":"the-porn-stache","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cmdrburrito.com\/index.php\/2008\/06\/26\/the-porn-stache\/","title":{"rendered":"The “Porn Stache”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Well everyone. I’ve always wondered one thing. “What would I look like with a porno mustache? ”<\/p>\n

I answered that tonight.<\/p>\n

I decided to shave off all the beard…Had the full Whitey-Ford thing going. I stopped to make a handlebar mustache and a “soul-patch” and here is how it turned out:<\/p>\n

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Yeah, that’s right. First off, when you have a blond stache it doesn’t work well anyway…but make it handlebars and a soul patch and I look like a certified creepy son of a bitch…So, I decided shortly after, that I was not going to pursue this and thus, I am beardless once again.<\/p>\n

Oh, how I long for the days of beard ownership. That strong confident feeling you get from stroking your goatee…Ah well. Someday again…alas, It is summer!<\/p>\n

lunks<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Well everyone. I’ve always wondered one thing. “What would I look like with a porno mustache? ” I answered that tonight. I decided to shave off all the beard…Had the full Whitey-Ford thing going. I stopped to make a handlebar mustache and a “soul-patch” and here is how it turned out: Yeah, that’s right. First […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,8],"tags":[168,196,197],"class_list":["post-79","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-manly-things","category-personal-thoughts","tag-mustache","tag-porn-stache","tag-porno"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cmdrburrito.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cmdrburrito.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cmdrburrito.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cmdrburrito.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cmdrburrito.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cmdrburrito.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cmdrburrito.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cmdrburrito.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cmdrburrito.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}