So, I went to Caribou for the daily dose of mocha-goodness and discovered that once again my lid was cracked. Shannon purports that this means the Caribou girl likes me. I fail to see the logic. I mean, what would she be expecting? Me to return angry that I just spilled 300 degree water all over myself?<\/p>\n
I must be missing something…<\/p>\n
Anyway upon the return to my office, I wrote a poem dedicated to my coffee failure, I hope you enjoy it as much as I do (which you definitely will):<\/p>\n
Ah, like life, the lid to my coffee has failed
\nWhat started as a crack, is now a separation<\/p>\n
A drizzle became a flow
\nA drip became a spill<\/p>\n
The failed coffee lid design serves as a constant reminder
\nSad that life doesn\u2019t always fit like a lid to a cup<\/p>\n
The cup turns to the right as I avoid spilling all over myself
\nAn adjustment only proving the adaptive nature of human life<\/p>\n
When all of the sudden, it occurs to me
\nWhy the hell don\u2019t I just take the lid off?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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