{"id":213,"date":"2011-10-17T04:21:44","date_gmt":"2011-10-17T10:21:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cmdrburrito.com\/?p=213"},"modified":"2011-10-17T04:21:44","modified_gmt":"2011-10-17T10:21:44","slug":"the-stumbling-american","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cmdrburrito.com\/index.php\/2011\/10\/17\/the-stumbling-american\/","title":{"rendered":"The stumbling American"},"content":{"rendered":"

Josh has some pretty bad flight anxiety, but I think he\u2019s starting to realize that it\u2019s really not that bad to get over it naturally. On the flight to Chicago, he took very little Xanax and wasn\u2019t as much of the usual annoyance that he can be when he\u2019s loaded up on pills.<\/p>\n

\"Josh<\/a><\/p>\n

We got into O\u2019Hare early in the morning and had quite a layover (roughly 4 hours) so we had a nice meal and got ourselves properly drunk to board. We were on a American Boeing 777 which really is quite a nice plane. We did have the torture of sitting just behind business class. Watching them eat delicious microwave filet mignon and eat with real silverware\u2026ah well, it could be worse.<\/p>\n

I can\u2019t sleep on planes, ever\u2026and even the international flights when I know I should, my sleep is often interrupted by any sound at all\u2026especially the sound of Josh kicking my leg and then pretending that I had just woke up instead, to let him out into the isle to go the bathroom.<\/p>\n

We landed at Heathrow in fog\u2026which is quite incredible. It was completely ill visible outside, but I noticed on our flight path video screen that we were just a few hundred feet of the ground\u2026kind of freaky to be honest, but then touchdown and all is well. Now off to Heathrow\u2019s incredibly slow customs line for a little harassment from the border officer who dug through my travel documents for the week. I guess he didn\u2019t like my brevity when it came to my Europlans\u2026ah well. Josh held up like a champ this time. Since he wasn\u2019t medicated, he wasn\u2019t saying incredibly stupid things.<\/p>\n

Hopped directly on the tube from Heathrow using our Oyster cards. What a nice thing these are. If you ever travel to London I highly suggest that you get yourself a pre-paid card before you leave. They\u2019ll ship it to you ahead of time. The only funny part is the card you get sort of identifies you as a traveler. You simply place it against the gate and it opens, and you check out when you leave\u2026then the card is debited the appropriate amount of fare. American credit cards don\u2019t have chip and pin, and as I learned last time it means that most machines won\u2019t take them. So you have to sort out a travel card with some dodgy customer service counter which may or may not be open on weekends.<\/p>\n

After switching to the Jubilee line we headed on the overground to West Wickham\u2026Josh is sleeping the entire way on the trains. I took a picture of him, obviously about to be pickpocketted. Good job I had my eye on him. Josh is learning lessons I\u2019ve learned in trips past, with his huge luggage and his inattention to details. It will be fun to pass these lessons learned both in practice and in theory. It\u2019s like having a prot\u00e9g\u00e9 tagging along.<\/p>\n

\"Josh<\/a><\/p>\n

I decided that it would be best to catch a nap for a few hours, head to the pub, get drunk, have some nice dinner and pass out. It was supposed to be the perfect cure, with a combination of homeopathic jetlag pills a quite lovely girl gave me before we left\u2026and, it worked! I was right as rain this morning which is the time I\u2019m writing this entry.<\/p>\n

Josh, on the other hand, was pissed up last night.<\/p>\n

\"Josh<\/a><\/p>\n

What I don\u2019t think he realizes is that they don\u2019t make their beer here as poorly as we do in America. It\u2019s for real. He had a few pints came back to Dave\u2019s and promptly passed out on the toilet. We woke him up and sent him to bed and he laid there like a zombie for about 8 hours\u2026but now, he\u2019s right as rain and good to go for a night in London, or so I hope. While Josh slept, we ate like kings. Dave had prepared a nice roast with homemade onion gravy, Yorkshire pudding, veggies and horseradish sauce. It was absolutely fantastic! Dave is quite the cook\u2026which is good for Jim because he gets the pleasure of living with him!<\/p>\n

A fairly boring night in reflection\u2026but no mater\u2026we\u2019ll make up for it in the days to come. This is just the important process of getting over jet lag and preparing the body to do some hellacious amounts of drinking!<\/p>\n

lunks<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Josh has some pretty bad flight anxiety, but I think he\u2019s starting to realize that it\u2019s really not that bad to get over it naturally. On the flight to Chicago, he took very little Xanax and wasn\u2019t as much of the usual annoyance that he can be when he\u2019s loaded up on pills. We got […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-europe-2011","category-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cmdrburrito.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cmdrburrito.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cmdrburrito.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cmdrburrito.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cmdrburrito.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=213"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cmdrburrito.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cmdrburrito.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cmdrburrito.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cmdrburrito.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}