{"id":142,"date":"2010-03-11T11:59:15","date_gmt":"2010-03-11T17:59:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cmdrburrito.com\/?p=142"},"modified":"2010-03-11T11:59:15","modified_gmt":"2010-03-11T17:59:15","slug":"the-crew-from-crewe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cmdrburrito.com\/index.php\/2010\/03\/11\/the-crew-from-crewe\/","title":{"rendered":"The Crew from Crewe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I sit in the train station at Crewe I noticed that I had some time to wait for my ride, so I figured I&#8217;d kick off the next blog entry. The sad thing is that I don&#8217;t have a great title for this one yet. Chances are I won&#8217;t finish in time anyway, so perhaps something better will come to mind.<\/p>\n<p>Barring inspiration, I&#8217;m sure I can come up with some insanely random.<\/p>\n<p>The funny thing is I&#8217;m sitting at the train station waiting for Cath to pick me up. Who the hell is Cath, you ask? I&#8217;ve not a clue. I contacted Chris this morning who hadn&#8217;t been back to his place to hide a key and won&#8217;t be home until later. So he sent secret agent Cath to come pick me up. Green dress, white dots, and a &#8220;sort of burgandy&#8221; Renault. She&#8217;ll be rounf at about 1445 for the rendezvous.<\/p>\n<p>Kind of funny meeting someone you&#8217;ve never heard of, over 4000 miles away from home and a hundred or so miles away from London.<\/p>\n<p>I asked Chris if we should have a password, you know stranger danger.<\/p>\n<p>Chris had a laugh, and we settled on &#8220;hamburgers&#8221; as the password. Seems American enough for me! So now I have to walk up to every girl in a burgundy car with a green dress and say hamburgers and hope she doesn&#8217;t look at me like I&#8217;m freaking mental. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>So, to catch up&#8230;woke up early in London, had a nice shower and packed up my gear to leave. Lunch at Sophie&#8217;s steakhouse was a lovely two-course meal with a strange green potato soup and a ribeye with a nice bernaise sauce. No time for desert as I ran out of there to collect my stuff at the lyceum and DART down the street to Charing Cross Station.<\/p>\n<p>It was so close, so, so close.<\/p>\n<p>I ran through the ticket counter and used my new found tube knowledge to get north on the northern line as quickly as I possibly could. I knew that once I made Euston Station, five stops down the line, I would need to find the virgin trains fast ticket area, collect my ticket, find the platform, find my coach, and then my seat&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The tube train pulled into Euston at 1432&#8230;my train was set to depart at 1440!! 8 minutes to find my way out, navigate an unfamiliar train station and get my ass seated.<\/p>\n<p>Stupid fucking ticket machine! Why won&#8217;t you read my visa!! Ah, there it is, thank god, ok, platform 12, RUN!<\/p>\n<p>I tore ass through the station with my now 41.25 lb luggage (less the gifts I delivered to Jimbo) pushing it in front of me like the fast and the furious, knowing I needed to make it to the A coach, but the doors were shutting&#8230;I threw myself into the nearest door as it shut and we deoparted the station.<\/p>\n<p>I guarantee you that I&#8217;m the only one on that train with luggage the size of a dead hooker. I&#8217;d bet money on it.<\/p>\n<p>I pushed my dead hookercase down the aisles, sweating profusely and smacking people in the head with my tripod, saddled to the side of my camera bag&#8230;it was well embarrassing&#8230;found my seat and sat down, happy that I&#8217;d made the train&#8230;what an ordeal! I&#8217;ve got to allot more damn time for trains in the future of this trip. Luckily my return card is open ended \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Growing up in a small rural town in Minnesota, public transit has never really been my forte anyway. But I wonder if all the public transit necessity in Europe breeds generations of people well adept to counter balancing at high speeds in unstable conditions. Lord knows I wasn&#8217;t geard toward that.<\/p>\n<p>When I&#8217;d boarded I had passed a beverage service counter and due to the amount of running I&#8217;d accomplished, I couldn&#8217;t think of anything more brilliant than something to drink&#8230;so once again I braved past business men and women, smacking the occasional one in the head with my backpack.<\/p>\n<p>Virgin Trains operates a British Rail Class 390 train to Crewe, which utilizes Fiat&#8217;s pendolino technology which allows the train cars to lean around corners, shifting wait, and allowing higher speeds to corner in. A very smooth diesel powered system feeds generators which actually propel the train. You can read more about that <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/British_Rail_Class_390\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The problem with the tilting is that when you&#8217;re not expecting it, it can cause a bit of confusion in the muscles and effect your balance a bit. So I&#8217;d be feeling a curve start and naturally lean as the train did the same and then together the train and I would have a bit of chaotic harmony and my tripod would go on to smack another poor bastard in the head.<\/p>\n<p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4054\/4424601567_1dd6687c59.jpg\" title=\"Crewe Station\" class=\"alignnone\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\nThe trip through the north was quite nice. The train ride was smooth and really enjoyable. Getting out of London may well have done me some good. If I didn&#8217;t get some fresh air soon, there was a good chance that it was going to do me in. Living at a pub and drinking your way through life for a while is certainly not the best way to keep your sanity \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Chris just rang me to say that he&#8217;s trying to raise Cath on her mobile to say that he&#8217;s on the way to Crewe station. If Cath gets here first I&#8217;m to have her call Chris&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I think Chris and I have the same issues with timing and planning&#8230;after all, planning is so not cool anyway. While I fully agree with that, these sorts of moments always crack me up.<\/p>\n<p>No worries&#8230;right now everything is an experience to be enjoyed. I&#8217;m along for the ride, no matter who its with. Less of course they try and hack me to little pieces or make me put lotion on myself and do what I&#8217;m told!!!<\/p>\n<p>Cheers to Crewe! We&#8217;ll see what my future holds here. Until then, loyal readers. Cheers for now.<\/p>\n<p>Lunks <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I sit in the train station at Crewe I noticed that I had some time to wait for my ride, so I figured I&#8217;d kick off the next blog entry. The sad thing is that I don&#8217;t have a great title for this one yet. 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