{"id":107,"date":"2008-10-24T18:31:06","date_gmt":"2008-10-25T00:31:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cmdrburrito.com\/?p=107"},"modified":"2008-10-24T18:31:06","modified_gmt":"2008-10-25T00:31:06","slug":"the-box","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cmdrburrito.com\/index.php\/2008\/10\/24\/the-box\/","title":{"rendered":"The box"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was sitting at work today lamenting over a daunting task of technology planning and while I would have been listening to music, my headphones were charging. I heard a scuffle from down the corridor and what sounded like a large carboard box being ruffled around. Then I heard the noise of dragging box down the hallway when much to my lack of surprise, a box appeared in my office.<\/p>\n<p>It was a box for an executive office chair. Big enough for a human to fit in, obscurely placed by Rob in my office. I already knew that K was hiding in the box&#8230;I had heard her laughing about it earlier.<\/p>\n<p>With a disspointed sigh I pretended to start falling for the joke, then kicked over the box instead.<\/p>\n<p>I have to admit, it was pretty damn funny in retrospect because at some point before I started pushing the box over, you could here K laughing out loud&#8230;Just a failed prank, with no where to go. What do you do? If you leave the box you admit defeat, after all&#8230;it was a glorius moment in office prankery.<\/p>\n<p>Remember, if you&#8217;re not having <em>some<\/em> fun at work, then there&#8217;s no point of going everyday.<\/p>\n<p>lunks<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was sitting at work today lamenting over a daunting task of technology planning and while I would have been listening to music, my headphones were charging. I heard a scuffle from down the corridor and what sounded like a large carboard box being ruffled around. Then I heard the noise of dragging box down [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[33,179],"class_list":["post-107","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-work-isms","tag-box","tag-office-pranks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cmdrburrito.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cmdrburrito.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cmdrburrito.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cmdrburrito.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cmdrburrito.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=107"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cmdrburrito.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cmdrburrito.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cmdrburrito.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cmdrburrito.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}